Heyseuss F*cking Creesto… I can’t even…

I am doing for “ironed jeans & oversized short-sleeved button-downs” what steve jobs did for “black mock-turtlenecks & tapered jeans.”

The Unbearable Lightness of Screwdini

You will never be ad dainty as vintage David Bowie. Never.

will watch you while you sleep.

I am so confused by this on so many levels. 

Neck shot.

Effortless…

Plans on cutting hair when hits 20,000 followers.

Why are you doing this to yourselves?

All vagina, all the time.

Although I must beg the question - if you’re going to have the vulva splayed at out all over the background, why no just go for gold and profile pic the magical weejay as well? I am disappointed in you, @Vaginainfo.

POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. POPPED COLLAR. Did I mention the POPPED COLLAR?!!1

No thanks.

I don’t get it and I don’t want to.

1987 was a profitable year for both her and Glamor Shots.