Seriously, that's your Twitter pic?

March 2011

2 posts

Mar 7, 20114 notes

#saddest music in the world #popularity #happiness #autofollower

Mar 7, 2011

#make believe #i'm famous

November 2010

5 posts

Nov 4, 2010

#self help bullshit #internet marketing assholes #false gurus #brain damage #your neighbor that you hate because he has tried to get you to sign up for like eleven ponzi schemes

Nov 4, 2010

#Tom Selleck's 80s Mustache

Nov 4, 2010

#lip liner #wow #internet marketing is like my Jesus #so vegas

Nov 4, 20102 notes

#our family is better than your family #portland oregon #chino hippies

Nov 1, 2010

#SO CASUAL #please don't

September 2010

12 posts

Sep 22, 20101 note

#like why?

Sep 22, 20101 note

#car-shots #i so sexy #part-time model

Sep 22, 2010

#confusion #suicide #self-shot #webcam

Sep 22, 2010

#actor/model #no more tags necessary

Sep 22, 2010

#what the f*ck is on your head? #please tell me you do not make hats #Twitter

Sep 22, 20101 note

#Full House #Uncle Jesse #Furtive Brow #Over the shoulder glance #Mousse #john stamos

Sep 22, 2010

#patriotism #cut-outs #why? #running away screaming

Sep 21, 20101 note

#please don't make me a woman #spaghetti!

Sep 8, 2010

#your husband overdid the brow lift #glamor shots for loverz #why why why #glamor shots

Sep 8, 20101 note

#voice of wtf #no love 4 u #AHAHHA YOU RETWEETED YOURSELF AND NOT EVEN IRONICALLY #nice duds

Sep 7, 20101 note

#like woah #lara croft #loneliness #harry teeter #id badge photo #saddest twitter in the world

Sep 7, 20103 notes

#david bowie #powder #bottle blond #manblush

August 2010

1 post

Aug 9, 2010